A question about these virgins in the Muslim afterlife

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I'm curious as to how that works. The good little Muslim blows himself up and goes to Muslim Heaven" where a bunch of virgins await him? And is that "Heaven" for the virgins too, to be f*cked by some hairy-backed gross greaseball,..or are the virgins being punished and they are actually in hell while the guy f*cking them is in heaven? I don't see how this is the woman's ideal afterlife. Maybe they never thought of that, I don't know. This shit culture doesn't seem too concerned with what their women would prefer.
 

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If one is irrational enough to accept the concepts of heaven and hell and take it seriously then it really doesn't matter what silly details they attach to it IMO.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Darryl Parsons:
If one is irrational enough to accept the concepts of heaven and hell and take it seriously then it really doesn't matter what silly details they attach to it IMO.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good point Darryl. The minute details are just icing on the cake.
 

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It's no weirder than the folks at this site who believe that they'll fly out of their pajamas and into Robes of Righteousness, sit at the right hand of god and watch their enemies being eaten by swarms of frogs and locusts for seven straight years. There are whackjobs in every religion.

To answer your question in all seriousness, I gave my 'piece of shit Muslim' friend a call and he said (after laughing for a minute) that they believe these virgins have been in heaven the whole time waiting for them. These are not women who have lived a wordly life. When I asked him what women suicide bombers get in heaven if they martyr themselves he said they get to be with the strongest of the male martyrs. He was also very quick to point out that most Muslim's definition of heaven and hell is little different from that of Christians and Jews.
 
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My definition of hell is being locked in a room with the soundtrack to Oprahs yelling cackling audience being piped in 24/7/365

My definition of heaven is not being dead.
 

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